For any and every little thing he does… and doesn’t do.
Best if done behind his back. It makes things so much more wonderfully uncomfortable when you two decide to have get together’s with all the people you painted him as a monster to.
Bad mouth him in your own head, under your breath, out-loud, with friends, family, co-workers, strangers at the coffee shop or bar. Just about anyone who will listen. After all he is low down and dirty and should not have done what he did, said what he said, acted the way he did. And it’s your job to single-handedly tell the whole world. So much for just keeping things between the two of you. Pffft. Who does that?!
Just piss yourself off all over again and everyone around you by recollecting his latest mistakes and wrongs.
This is sure to do wonders for the good feelings you have toward him. It should just add to your appreciation for him for all the times he tried, tires, continues to try and all the things he does “right”. Those do exist don’t they? But who wants to talk about that when you can just focus on the bad stuff. That’s infinitely more entertaining isn’t it?
You should even start to keep a list of all the things he did to piss you off, carry it around so that as soon as you spot someone who is willing to listen or another group of women bad mouthing their men, just pull it out and start going down the list. Check em off as you go, underline the ones you need to continually revisit.
Organize outings with your friends specifically designed to trash him because he got you upset. And then get angry with them when they ask why you even bother to stay with him if he is so terrible.
The objective is, to get things off your chest because what else do you do with all the anger you are feeling than to gain support from other women who will take your side.
Who cares that you will leave behind a trail of people who hate him because they “see how much he hurts you” when you decide that you are “on again”.
Another great strategy ladies because bad mouthing him behind his back helps you and everyone you talk to fall infinitely more in love with him!